SPORK


  • SPORK is a: Woman looking for a Either
  • STATS Height: 5'09"
  • Weight: 220 lbs
  • Age: 33 years old
  • LOCATION Austin, Texas USA
  • Last time onlineWithin 2 days

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    From: drbufnstuff
    Message: you have a batboy tat!! your r so hot! lol



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What did the Grape say when the Elephant sat on it?

well i have been told i am not a nerd, although i think they are just trying to be nice. i have piercings and tattoos, glasses. i am just now getting into comic books and i am an adult in college. i also make coffee and book music for said coffee making place. i do not caplitalize my i's unless i am writing a paper for school, or work. i like to make hummus and baba ganoush, my musical tastes vary and music is very important to me. i love movies but i need to be dragged out to see new ones, because there are so many old ones i havent seen yet. i like to sew but currently my sewing machine is broken. i am usually more attracted to people with piercings and/or tattoos and glasses. people with large vocabularies for heated discussions about what they are into most at the moment. i like art stuff too, especially color and layout.

About Me  (Hobbies / Interests / Descriptions)

Body Type
a few extra pounds, fat and proud, pleasantly plump
Do you drink?
daily, like a fish, socially
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink
Drugs
socially, what, are you a nark?
Education Level
currently in college
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Eye Color
green, hazel
Food Related
Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Omnivore, Spicy, Vegan, Vegetarian
Hair Color
blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Hobbies
cooking & recipes, cycling, dancing, gardening, internet, movies, music, photography, reading, video games, wine tasting, writing
I currently live
in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with roommate(s)
I'm looking for
conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, penpal, relationship, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Individuality
mohawk, mullet, piercings, pirate at heart, tattoos, undetectable toupee
Movies
bollywood, comedy, horror, indie, nothing but porn, sci-fi
My Sign
pisces : feb. 19–march 20
Orientation
bisexual
Personality
extrovert, flirt, geek, liberal, nerd, pirate, punk, redneck
Pets
Tribbles
Political Views
democrat, independent
Profession
Artistic / Musical / Writer, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Food Service
Relationship
single - never married
Religious Views
Agnostic, Buddhist
Socially, I am
better in small groups, flirt, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Groups:
Comic Books ; Internet ; Reading

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About My Match  (What I'm looking for)

Seeking
Either

Height
5'08 to 7'11
Weight
160 to 350 lbs.
Age
21 to 40 years old
Location
USA TX All

Do they drink?
daily, like a fish, socially
Do they smoke?
420, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially
Drugs
never, socially, what, are you a nark?
Eye Color
glass
Food Related
Indian, Spicy
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Hobbies
computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, internet, movies, music, reading, travel, video games, wine tasting, writing
Individuality
mohawk, mullet, piercings, pirate at heart, shaved head, tattoos, undetectable toupee
Movies
bollywood, comedy, horror, indie, sci-fi
Orientation
bisexual, straight
Personality
extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, liberal, loner, nerd, pirate, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, total slacker, tree hugger, white trash
Pets
Cat, Dog, Ferret, Fish, Guinea Pig, Monkey, Rabbit, Rat
Political Views
liberal
Relationship
divorced, open relationship, single - never married
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, disabled, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, thick, voluptuous
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, relationship, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion




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Current Favorite Books for SPORK

"Permanent Midnight" by Jerry Stahl
"Cruddy" by Lynda Barry
"Invisible Monsters" by Chuck Palahniuk
"Fast Food Nation" by Eric Schlosser
"Food of the Gods" by Terence McKenna
"Freakonomics" by Steven D. Levitt, Stephen J. Dubner
"post office" by charles bukowski

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